ok…since i spend 3/4th of my day at work these days….i just cant help but write abt office…:P……so..heres one for my second home…….im sure loads of ppl will be able to relate to this topic…..types of people at ur work place…(or even could be ur class….if uve gone for higher studies…yes…this for u tooo
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so coming back to ourĀ topic…there are basically three main categories, ignoring all the small trivial ones…
the first includes all those people who u interact with every minute of the day…even if u dont like it…yes…ur immediate bosses…or ur immediate co workers….
starting with bosses…ok…u want the mullah…u just gotta kiss ass…the golden rule is NODDING….nod ur head even if u dont understand shit…u can always come back and try figuring it out urself…or ask someone…….they just go on and on…and all that u can understand are words like…”and….or….yes…no….dont u think so…”…etc…and ure soo ecstatic to realise that they after all arent speaking greek or latin..that ur head automatically starts shaking vigorously in assent….
then come the immediate co workers……these are the ppl….who ure soo used to talking everyday….that one day their missing..u feel weird..no no..not that u have an attachment with them…its just that…they are the ones who can relate to ur work pressures and concerns the most….trust me….if u ever meet these people beyond office premises…ull still talk abt work!…any other topic will just seem too obscene…hehe
the second group..and the majority too..are the pests….people who u find out right irritating…and squirm at the very sight of them…but all this is hidden behind plastic smiles and the false giggles….if ever given a chance…u would probably spray an entire can of baygon on them…shove it down their throats…and flush them down…..phew!….there…i guess u get the picture..haha…
and the third and the last category….NSP!…nayan sukh praapti gang…sources of pleasure to ur eyes…and someone to take into ur dreamworld for a while when ure dead bored…but beware…never ever get close to them and try making a decent conversation….ull just realise that beneath all that beauty is a shallow good for nothing asshole…who would erase ur last few hopes on humanity and basic decency…
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there…thats about it…ofcourse there are loads of other people that come in between all these categories…and are shades and variations of the same…but at the end of the day…u just realise…that none of them are worth sharing a good thought with….or a good laugh too….
but one thing’s common among alll of them….that everyone is so lost in the rat race….and so busy trying to prove themselves..that they dont even stop to notice the people they meet everyday..seriously…after coming here…ive got such shallow vibes from everyone….its like…theres no value left for human emotions…everything is so artificial….it hurts…it actually does!….i mean…u just wonder if this is wat life is all about….superficial beauty…back stabbing…money….desperate attempts to make a place for urself ..we would get much more ‘healthy human’ vibes from probably a graveyard…..
Just love the way optimism ooozes out of u orcie
hehe..I guess ths is a great way to veent ur pent up feelings isnt it?
all those artificial smiles..hmm i dont thinkk my workplacez tht bad..but yes I have one NSP..sigh..he is sooo good looking..n soo aware of it
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if hes good looking, dont get too close. he may be an asshole – the way archita puts it
dear ms thumorrow, i didn’t know you were looking for healthy human vibes.. uh oh! we will miss you sincerely.